Normal?
by Geraden
Geraden is wearing shorts with natural tan sheer tights (Silkies Ultra Shapely Perfection), T-sirt and men's shoes. Geraden, doing some late night shopping in Sainsbury's in Shirley just before closing time pushes his trolley to the nearest free checkout operator. He does not spot the sign on the checkout saying that it is reserved for fast track customers, not until he has loaded his purchases on the conveyor. (Not used to fast track anyway, as there is no such thing in his local Sainsbury's.) Then he reckons that at 10:00pm they are not going to mind whether or not he is a fast track customer, whatever that is.
Nice female checkout operator prepares to scan the purchases, smiles and asks Geraden, "Are you normal?" Geraden says, "Of course I am not normal? Who is, these days?" Checkout operator laughs and says that she has got her silly head on tonight. (Not surprising, at 10:00pm after a shift on the checkouts!) Geraden adds, "Actually I am a cross-dresser, but shh, don't tell anyone, because I am in disguise!" Checkout operator smiles and says that she meant, "Are you fast track?" – She has still not noticed the tights. A nice encounter with a lovely person having a good sense of humour. It just lifts the day a bit. (Actually I only thought of that riposte about cross dressing afterwards, when I was in the car park, but hey, it makes a better story. I think the checkout operator would have liked it, too.) If you would like to comment on this entry, please click on the 'Comments' link below.
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