Mrs Mills replies
by Geraden
You may remember that last week I quoted an 'agony aunt' column in the Sunday Times, where the following problem was addressed:
Cross-dressing spouseMy darling husband has recently taken to wearing my tights under his trousers. I first caught a glimpse of the waistband and asked him why. He said it was because of the cold, but he later admitted he likes the feel. I don't want to encourage him, as it is expensive - he ladders lots and I do not want him to start on my underwear. What should I do to finish his fetish?
EM, by e-mail
As promised, here is Mrs. Mills' reply:
When dealing with delicate, potentially embarrassing matters like this, it is always best to consider what his feelings are likely to be if anyone else found out - and therein lies your answer. Follow him to the pub, rugby/golf club (wherever he likes to hang out with boys) one night, and shout "He's wearing my undies!" You will certainly cool his enthusiasm for slipping into your lingerie, although it might just end your marriage as well
That is a fairly typical reply from Mrs Mills. Her advice is not meant to be taken seriously!
The challenge I set last week was to write a reply to EM: either a serious reply, or a Mrs Mills type tongue-in-cheek reply. Replies could be sent either by e-mail or in the form of a comment. I did not receive any printable replies in the Mrs Mills category, and in the other category, I am awarding the accolade to Jesse for his serious reply, partly because it was a good one, and partly because it was the only one!
Dear EM, I suggest you take a long weekend holiday. Go to a nice romantic hotel far away from your daily life. After a nice long soak in a hot tub together take a razor with a fresh blade and shave his legs. Buy some Wolfords or other nice tights and have him try them on. Show him the correct way to wear his tights. Then the two of you have a randy wild time between the sheets! Throw away all his plain white underwear and tell him he can only wear tights from now on.
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Excellent responce to Mrs. Mills. Bravo very well done. Too bad it would
never be published.
Errrm ... it has been published - right here!
I think the best thing for him is to explain just why he loves wearing
tights. Honesty is the best policy. And if she's concerned about him
laddering the hose, perhaps she can give him pointers about how to put them
on. After all, she said she doesn't want to encourage him, not because
she's closed-minded (or so we can safely assume), but because it's an
expensive clothes habit. Well, no argument there, but some tights tailored
to his size and lessons about how to put them on can solve that problem.
i think he is a kinky man i myself am a 20 yr old male and i often wear
ladies thongs recently i went thru my sister in laws draw and found sum
thongs itook one and wore it its a bit pervy but it makes me feel sexy im
straight not gay i often watch porn wearing her thong wud u say im pervy
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